But Garamond, you say, Why are you writing about something that doesn’t irk you! Well, A, To truly understand what irks you, you must know what anti-irks you, and B, because I feel like it, Mmkay?
So, let’s get into this thing.
Number 10: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
There will be a lot of 80’s and 90’s on this list. This is only the first. Anyway, this movie is too damn fun. What if you put Sean Connery as Indiana Jones’ Dad and then made them look for the holy grail? Enjoyability. That’s what.
Number 9: Aladdin
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Robin Damn Williams, Man.
Number 8: The Lego Movie
You know, I would make a reference to the first Lego game ever, but instead I’m just gonna do this.
7: Back To The Future 2
Great Scott! The Second one is on the list? That’s Heavy.
I want a hoverboard.
6: Groundhog Day
How much Ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
I could really do with some Deja Vu right now.
DAMMIT, FLASH, FIRST RULE OF ACTING! DON’T LOOK AT THE CAMERA!
NANANANANANA NANANANANANA! IF THERE’S SOMETHIN’ STRANGE, IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD…
WHO YA GONNA CALL!
3. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(Unfortunately, my blog got hacked by some rebels so I’m afraid this blurb is in wookie.)
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2. Inside Out
Sniff… What? I’m not crying! You’re crying! Leave me alone!
Guardians of the Galaxy
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Ya really sure?
Number 1: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
This is beautiful film making. This has a better script than hamlet, better acting than Psycho, more romantic than Gone With The Wind. The scene with the hangers chilled me to the spine. (Please Scroll down for further thoughts)
Number 1: The Princess Bride
Ya know, I’ll need the whole next blog to explain this one.
This has been Irksome Things.